Game of Thrones : Holy Fucking Shit [spoilers for 2.10]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

The season 2 finale of Game of Throne is over. No more GoT until April 2o13 and….Holy Fucking Shit!

Holy Fucking Shit! Jaqen H’ghar changes his fucking face!

Bad ass Jaqen left Arya with a blacksmith and a fat lad and went off home, but not before changing his face and giving her some  kind of summoning coin.

Holy Fucking Shit! Tyrion is bounced out of the family

Relieved of the title of Hand of the King, re-housed in a dreary room full of crap and left with a massive scar carving up his pretty face. Not a good day for Tyrion, but as Shay says, he is shit at fighting in wars.

Theon is overthrown by his men. Holy Fucking…Yeah, we expected that.

GoT was light on comedy this episode but there is nothing funnier than Theon Greyjoy getting clocked on the head by Finchy from The Office. After a rousing speech Theon is gagged and bagged, presumably to be taken back to the Iron Islands and humiliated more by his sister. Shouldn’t be hard for Alfie Allen to pull that off, since Lily wrote a song about him which included the line ‘can you stop being a twat’.

Holy Fucking Shit! Loras married off Margaery to Joffrey!

If anyone can de-ball that little bastard it’s Margaery – she who thinks foreplay is asking if you want her brother to come in and get you started off.  Sansa was obviously delighted at being out of the clutches of Twatffrey but it looks like Littlefinger will be there to sweep her up and offer her title of Lady of Harrenhal. Out of the frying pan and into the fire, Sansa. Also, Loras’s little lip wobble when he talked about Renly dying was the very meaning of ‘totes adorbs’.

Holy Fucking Shit! Daenerys got her dragons back!

She kicked all kinds of ass in this episode, and got to see Kahl Drogo and Baby Drogo in a dream like thingy.  Fried those freaky magicians who look like The Scream and got rid of Daros in one fell swoop. To the left, to the left, everything you own’s in a vault to the left.

Holy Fucking Shit! The fucking White Walkers are coming!

The only thing scarier than the ‘twenty years dead Christopher Lee’ leader was the sheer amount of them who were lining up to eat everyone’s souls. And seeing as the Night’s Watch are all out being killed, captured or burning moose shit to stay alive, it looks like they’re not going to meet much resistance.

And so, to sum up : Game of Thrones. Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Posted by Kirsty Walker on June 4, 2012. Filed under Game of Thrones,Headline,Reviews,US Shows. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. Both comments and pings are currently closed.