with Kirsty Walker

21.00   Oh crikey, it’s starting and still no pics in the Channel 4 press area. FAIL!

21.03 So the ‘big twist’ is that they will test out the hate-ability of the housemates before they commit to one of them. Great idea cause one might be a nazi like last time.

21.04 HOUSEMATE 1- FREDDIE, 23, ENTREPRENEUR

Who had ‘posh’ on their BB Bingo Card? A posho who likes reggae and votes Tory.

21.05 Is that the hat from ‘Round the Twist’? Booing already, oh how tiresome.

21.07 God, what a tool.

21.07 HOUSEMATE 2, LISA, 41, UNEMPLOYED

Who had ‘lesbian’ on their bingo card? What was the name of that bald chick from the first BB? She looks like her angry sister.

21.09 ‘Her nickname is ‘Punky”  so her friends are smart cookies then.  Jesus tonight…

21.10 This is the most awkward meeting ever.

21.11 HOUSEMATE 3, SOPHIE,20, MODEL

Who had ‘bimbo’ on their bingo card? Oh this is getting silly.

21.13 Lisa’s happy. Why is Sophie making those weird monster noises?

21.15 Ad break, time for a brew.

21.19 HOUSEMATE 4, KRIS, 24, VISUAL MERCHANDISER

Who had ‘egotistical knobhead’ on their bingo card? BINGO MOTHERFUCKER!

21.21 This guy has started out just like Dale and that geordie piece from last year, starts off acting like a knob but then turns out to be alright.

21.23 HOUSEMATE 5, NOIRIN, 25, RETAIL MANAGER

Who had ‘God Botherer’ on their bingo card? She’s even got a catchphrase – “If you can’t hack it, get your jacket.” Yep, she’s gonna last about five minutes.

21.26 Somewhere there’s a scale of objects of female attraction – Lisa is at one end and Kris is at the other.

21.26 HOUSEMATE 6, CAIRON, 19, STUDENT

Hey, it’s Science from BB8 with an American accent. Hope he’s as funny.

21.28 When he says ‘the meanest thing I’ve done is drink someone else’s milk’, I think it’s a euphemism.

21.29 Lol Freddie- “Hey homey, I come from the countryside!”

21.29 Well Cairon is the hottest one so far. Ad break.

21.34 HOUSEMATE 7, ANGEL, 35, BOXER AND ARTIST

This is a girl is it? I seriously don’t know but I LOVE the Chekov accent. Wictor Wictor.

21.36 Oh it’s a girl. I kind of fancied him…her.

21.39 Is this her myspace page? http://www.myspace.com/angelthedragon

21.39 HOUSEMATE 8, KARLY, 21, UNEMPLOYED

What’s a batch?

21.41 Oh a bitch. Oh right. Token Scot is in early this year!

21.41 She dropped out of Uni after 3 weeks because it was ‘full of weirdos’. Anyone see the irony here? It’s quite noticeable.

21.43 HOUSEMATE 9, MARCUS, 35, WINDOW FITTER

YAY! A GEEK! REPREZENT!

21.45 The house now looks like a really bad fancy dress party. Ad break!

21.51 HOUSEMATE 10, BEINAZIR, 28, RECEPTIONIST

Ah, you people with ‘Muslim Chantelle Houghton’ on your bingo card thought you were out of luck, but here she is!

21.52 Her favourite marsupial is a giraffe. Ladies and gentlemen, Beinazir.

21.54 Love the look of relief on Sophie’s face when Beinazir said ‘you can call me Beni’.

21.54 HOUSEMATE 11, SOPHIA, 24, BANKING ASSISTANT

I have ‘lupus’ on my bingo card! Get in! She’s instantly likeable.

21.56 Wow, she’s a lunatic, but as Davina says, she’s been unanimously cheered. Get in the house before they turn on you love.

21.58 HOUSEMATE 12, RODRIGO, 23, STUDENT

Awwwwwwwwww. He’s adorable! I want to squeeze him.

21.59 He is the cutest thing I have ever seen. And we want the same super power! It’s destined.

22.01 HOUSEMATE 13, CHARLIE, 24, erm, he made that joke about his cock and I lost it at that point.

22.02 He’s not hanging about, he saw Rodrigo go in.

22.08 HOUSEMATE 14, SAFFIA, 27, DENTAL NURSE

Whoo, it’s the scary ‘nasty girl’. Learn a lesson bitch, the nasty ones get kicked out straight away.

22.10 ‘My kids are my main priority’ Except when she’s locked up in a house away from them on TV for two months.

22.11 So we have Sophie, Sophia and Saffia? That’s going to get mental.

22.12 HOUSEMATE 15, SREE, 25, STUDENT UNION PRESIDENT

I’m trying not to compare him to Raj from The Big Bang Theory but….. No, it’s no good.

22.15 HOUSEMATE 16, SIAVASH, 23, EVENT ORGANISER

“I’m on it like a mouse on cheese.” This man is a genius.

Well that’s the lot of them, some of them actually seem alright, and I am already planning my marriage proposal to Rodrigo. According to crowd reaction it’s Ciaron, Marcus, Sophia, Rodrigo, Charlie and Sree in the last six.

22.20 Oh Davina you tease! So two are made full housemates tonight. Is that what we’ve been voting for today?

22.25 Rodrigo takes one for the team in the diary room.

22.27 Aw, come on, his first language isn’t English and he’s gonna cry.

22.28 Well played Big Brother, well played. I bet Lisa does it.

22.31 Whoah, that was unexpected!

22.33 I don’t hear a shaver Noirin!

22.35 Well we have our first two housemates, very pleased that Rodrigo is one of them so I can perve at him follow his progress and personal growth.

That’s all folks, this has been the EOS Big Brother Liveblog. Off to my bunk to think about Rodrigo and the waterbed.