The Daily Express continues its crusade to clean up British television, after it realised it could sell newspapers with it’s outrage over the BRoss (our new Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross name) fiasco on BBC Radio Two.  In yesterdays newspaper, they ask “Is It Time To Clean Up Television?”, unsurprisingly adding a question mark at the end of the headline despite the fact their “chief political commentator” Patrick O’Flynn uses the piece to say yes, yes we should.  The BBC are outrageous filthy creatures, trying to peddle their smut down our eyes like a porn channel, according to the Express.

Speaking of porn channels, the chap who owns The Daily Express — Richard Desmond — also owns Television X.  Which is advertised in The Daily Express, which also carries its listings a few pages after Patrick O’Flynn expresses his outrage.  Be sure to check out tonight’s programming: Nympho Nurses,  Council Estate Skands (episode 4) and Katie K’s Teen Rampage (sadly only one episode of that).